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pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

image

SUE

(via unsightlyvulgarity)

vistale:

This bathtub in the house of Mexican drug lord Joaquin “Chapo” Guzman leads to an underground tunnel and exits through the city’s drainage system.

vistale:

This bathtub in the house of Mexican drug lord Joaquin “Chapo” Guzman leads to an underground tunnel and exits through the city’s drainage system.

(via wont-die-defeated)

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

(via fezzywhigg)

blizzardofjj:

wait.  a . minute..

blizzardofjj:

wait.  a . minute..

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via griffstream)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

He saw the little boy across the street wearing a pair of pajamas he outgrew.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

He saw the little boy across the street wearing a pair of pajamas he outgrew.

wont-die-defeated:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

If my misso said she didn’t like it and wanted me to shave I would as so would most guys I know…

LOL

(Source: best-of-memes)

pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

image

SUE

(via unsightlyvulgarity)

vistale:

This bathtub in the house of Mexican drug lord Joaquin “Chapo” Guzman leads to an underground tunnel and exits through the city’s drainage system.

vistale:

This bathtub in the house of Mexican drug lord Joaquin “Chapo” Guzman leads to an underground tunnel and exits through the city’s drainage system.

(via wont-die-defeated)

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

(via fezzywhigg)

blizzardofjj:

wait.  a . minute..

blizzardofjj:

wait.  a . minute..

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via griffstream)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

He saw the little boy across the street wearing a pair of pajamas he outgrew.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

He saw the little boy across the street wearing a pair of pajamas he outgrew.

wont-die-defeated:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

If my misso said she didn’t like it and wanted me to shave I would as so would most guys I know…

LOL

(Source: vonsontag, via danceonthelawn)

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