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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via tastefullyoffensive)

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

(Source: fake-mermaid, via manda)

hotboysofficial:

how to subtly approach your crush

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(via manda)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via manda)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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(Source: foodvacuum, via manda)

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab, via manda)

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

(Source: meladoodle, via manda)

(Source: yellopz, via thecryptocreep)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via tastefullyoffensive)

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

(Source: fake-mermaid, via manda)

hotboysofficial:

how to subtly approach your crush

image

(via manda)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via manda)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

image

(Source: foodvacuum, via manda)

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab, via manda)

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

(Source: meladoodle, via manda)

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